In the Royal Bank of Scotland’s (RBS) Corporate Responsibility Report (2007) you can read the following: “…our goal as a group (RBS) is to run our business in a responsible manner.” Who wrote these words? No other than the infamous Sir Fred Goodwin who scampered away with a pocket full of £1,000,000 notes as a reward for helping the RBS to report the biggest loss in British banking history.
In the Report Sir Fred continues: “We rely on our people to deliver responsible business management through their daily actions and decisions (Just as I am doing. Chuckle, chuckle.). He continues: “This year(2007) the issue of most concern to the majority of our stakeholders is financial crime.” (In 2008 and 2009 their concern will be me, however, they don’t know that yet. Never mind.)
Again Sir Fred: “…the fundamental responsibility of a bank is to keep its customers’ money and personal information secure.” (Well, by 2009 at least my own personal information and whereabouts will be secure and their money, that is the money left after my gambling in the financial markets, will also be secure in my own private piggy-bank. I don’t trust those big corporate banks, never did.)
Sir Fred: “The group (RBS) is at the forefront of industry’s efforts to counter fraud. (Luckly, not gambling, especially gambling with other peoples’ money.). He goes on: “During 2007 we invested £5.8 million in fraud prevention. (Nearly a quarter of what I will be getting over the next year or so.)
In the Report Sir Fred states: “Our internal security equates to that of the City of London Police.” (That is nearly as much as I get. Never mind.) Fred, sorry, Sir Fred goes on: “This shows the level of importance we at RBS attach to tackling financial crime and our aim (Wait for it! Wait for it!) is to make the RBS Group the safest place to do business. (Well, it certainly is for me. Ha! Ha!)
“In 2007 we (the RBS) tend to ensure that our employees have the opportunity to earn a similar reward (to mine. Only joking.) for both service and sales…In 2007 we provided more information on our activity regarding issues that matter most to our stakeholders (Except that is information regarding my gambling with your money and losing, for which I have been very well rewarded. Thank you all very much.)
Sir Fred finishes: “This Report enables us to chart not just where we have come from but also where we are (I am) going.” (Switzerland, Monaco, the Caribbean etc. for the next number of years of happy retirement). “I look forward to providing you with an update on RBS’s (my) success in 2008.”
Sir Fred Goodwin
Group Chief Executive Royal Bank of Scotland Group.
(P.s. Must remind myself to start stacking the money away now, just in case I have to do a runner before 2009)
For the 2007 Royal Bank of Scotland Report go to http://www.rbs.com/downloads/pdf/about_rsb/2007_cr_report.pdf
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